Been married four times

Don't think I'll try for a "high-five". I think some people aren't meant for marriage. And based on thirty years of experience, I have come to the reluctant conclusion that I am one of them. I'll date a guy if the right man comes along, but never again shall I marry. That's my vow.

I beat you. It's been five times unlucky for me, and I'm not considering going for a 6th
Although if I have an itch, I'll find someone to scratch it.. and then send him home.